April 2011
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“I think that the fetishization of elite schools in American culture, the way in...”
– Jess Row (via austinkleon)
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Name my drink
I am getting really close: Patrón, Grand Marnier, key lime juice, splash of orange juice, splash of beer.
I know, I know, it sounds like a margarita and maybe it is, but that is such a sissy sounding name. I don’t drink frozen drinks or daquiris. I need something different, more kick-ass. Patrón is kick-ass. Key limes are kick-ass.
“This just in…. Mondays still suck.”
– me
“Everything happens for a reason, so when I beat your ass remember there’s a...”
– (via tridad)
“A hard fall means a high bounce…if you’re made of the right material.” ~Unknown”
– (via tridad)
Fuck Yeah Tina Fey!!!: A Mother's Prayer For Her... →
fytinafey:
“First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.
May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.
When the Crystal Meth is offered, may she…
You Are Not a Photographer →
“The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.”
– Ernest Hemingway (via absea)
“Cautious, careful people, always casting about to preserve their reputation and...”
– S to the B to the Anthony. (yo Susan B. Anthony)
“Jealousy is something you’re good at when you think you suck at everything.”
– (via kellyoxford)
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